
RyanAir sign and measurement device (there was a scale early in the process) saying if it fits, take it onboard. If it doesn't. pay the bag fee, or the bag doesn't go.

Everyone lined up in the appropriate line, sectioned off like theaters do before shows.
I had planned for some time to go to Vic, Spain, where we have an exchange campus, during the last weekend of October. I planned to leave Thursday morning, taking a train to Breman where I would take a RyanAir plane to Girona. From Girona, I would take a bus to Vic, and Angels, the business international coordinator, would pick me up at the bus station in central Vic. I had been communicating with Angels via e-mail and had her cellphone number.
The train part was no problem. I expected problems with RyanAir. This is an extreme discount airline, and people seem to either love it because everything goes right, or something goes wrong and it is a nightmare. I only have a couple of pictures of the RyanAir experience, so I will put them at the top of this posting. I had checked in online, which they recommend, I had my passport ready, and I made sure that my backpack was not overweight nor too big. RyanAir is really rigid about this; I saw some people unpacking suitcases and handing items to friends and relatives because their bags were too heavy or too big. After standing in line and feeling like a cow in the herd being moved around, the flight to Girona was fine. There are no boarding passes, and it is basically first come first served. I had gotten really close to the front of the line, so I was in good shape. The colors of this airline, orange and blue, are awful, but oh, well!! The flight was fine.
Angels had said to cross the street out the front door of the airport, and that the bus to Vic would be right there. No, it wasn't; there was a huge parking lot being dug and built right out front. I asked and someone directed me to the right of the building to several busses. No, this is wrong also; all of those busses are going to Barcelona. That person told me to go to the hotel and pointed to a nearby building. That was wrong too, so I went back to the airport and started all over, this time asking at the information counter. That young woman told me I had to go around the construction, which was at least 3 blocks long, to the other side, to a bus stop near the front door of the hotel. She actually drew me a map and helped me see how to get out the front door and arond the construction. So, off I went, thankful that I had allowed about an hour between the flight and the bus. I found the hotel and inquired about where the bus stop was. This was simply that I was to stand by a pole with a red sign on top of it, right on the side of the street.
So, there I stand, and here comes a somewhat-red-haired and red-bearded man, probably about 30 or so. I ask where he's from, and we have a nice though limited English conversation. He is from Italy and is going on the bus to the end of the line, 3 1/2 hours, to visit his girlfriend. He is a web journalist. He has a light green and pink backpack and what appears to be a big camera case.
Then. here comes a younger and bigger man who manages to tell us that he is from Poland, works in Madrid, is going to Vic or the other side of it (I don't remember) but that he has just been told by 2 teenagers down the street that the bus is on strike!! GREAT!! I think. Thank heavens I have Angel's phone number but it appears to be an hour trip between Girona and Vic.
I try to call Angels but it appears my phone has no service there. The three of us stand there, the appointed time of 2:45 comes and goes. I tell the Italian, who has much better English, that I will go to the hotel to see what they know about the strike, and not to let the bus go without me if it comes. This takes a couple of versions of English sentences for him to understand what is going on. I go to the hotel where the woman tells me the bus was there in the morning, she has heard nothing of a strike, and all of a sudden, she sees the bus coming. Out I run. The Polish guy is now in the bus, asking the bus driver all kinds of questions about the other side of Vic or something, and traffic is piling up behind the bus, at least 10 cars. A black man comes down the aisle of the bus, tells the Polish guy in English to ask all his questions later, get on, we are making a traffic problem. So, onto the bus go the Polish guy, the Italian guy, and me.
The Italian sits down next to the Nigerian, and I sit across the aisle from the Italian. I ask him if I can use his phone since mine evidently has no service. We try to call Angels but discover we're doing something wrong about the country code. The Nigerian guy gets into action (he is living with a relative in Girona and going to Vic; I thought he was a student at Vic), and gets the phone dialed properly. I tell Angels I am on the bus and should be there shortly about 3:30.
All is well for about 10 minutes. I am sitting there strongly regretting that I am not on my Harley---the road is windy, hilly, 2 lanes each way, beautiful country. The Italian guy's phone rings, he answers, and hands it to me---Angels is calling. She tells me that she has just been told there is a bus strike, and I tell her I heard the same thing but I am on a bus. She asks me where I am. I have no clue because there are no towns or anything, but I had just seen a sign that said Vic Central, a certain number of kilometers. OK, she will wait for me.
Again, all seemed to be going well. It wasn't, and it didn't. After another half hour or so, the bus pulls off the road into a parking lot, up on a hill, in the middle of nowhere other than the presence of a gas station with an attached restaurant. The bus driver announces "Vic" and the Nigerian, the Polish guy, about a dozen other people, and I get off. People get their suitcases out from underneath the bus. I just have my backpack so I walk toward the gas station wondering how on earth this is the main bus station.
The Nigerian guy tumbled to what was going on before I did. This was not Vic; something about the bus strike prevented our bus from actually going into town. I call Angels, and since I thought the Nigerian dude knew where Vic was, I have him talk to her. It turns out at that point that he had never been to Vic, and he was talking to fast in British English that Angels was getting nothing. Furthermore, we couldn't really tell her where we were other than the name of the gas station. Finally, we ask 2 young Spanish girls if they can tell Angels in Spanish where we are. Fast conversation, the young woman hangs up, and tells us that her boyfriend is coming to pick up the 2 young women, and the Nigerian guy and I are welcome to go into town with them. She has told Angels this, and Angels agreed. The Nigerian guy and I start talking, and he clearly states how important he thinks "knowing the language" is. It turns out that he is an illegal immigrant from Nigeria, and there is something about he will have to live with his cousin for 3 years before he can get citizenship of any type. Oh, brother. He can't get work for all sorts of reasons. I wonder why he left Nigeria illegally but figure I had better not ask.
The boyfriend shows up in a very small work truck. The back hatch won't open. One Spanish girl climbs in the back seat, with the other then sitting on her lap. The Nigerian climbs in, and their luggage takes up the rest of the back seat. The Polish guy has disappeared. I get in the front passenger seat. We take off and I discover that this young man should be driving in the Grand Prix or something. We were going way too fast, driving way too close to the cars in front of us, and I have my feet about going through the floor of the truck. We pass the Polish guy who is walking to town (we saw a sign that said it was 2 kilometers) but we have no space for him. He has a camera out and seems to be taking pictures during the hike.
We finally pull up to the bus station, after fast trips around at least 2 roundabouts in town. The Nigerian dude tells me to call my friend. I think maybe this is some kind of thing he and Angels had said and I don't know about, so I call her. She tells me she is at the bus station but does not see me. While talking, we each walk out to the edge of the sidewalk and see each other on opposite ends of the bus station. To say I was glad to see her is one of the understatements of my life!! I didn't realize it until later, but when she heard there was a bus strike and she knew I was on a bus, she worried that I was on another bus that would have come by the bus stop at about the same time, but would have taken me to a faraway cit in the wrong direction!! So, she was relieved that she didn't have to drive a long distance to retrieve me from the whole wrong place!
Now, I ask you----how many times in my life could I possibly end up needing the help of an Italian, a Polish man, a Nigerian, 2 Spanish girls of about high school age, and the boyfriend of one of them, to make it into town?? Angels was surprised and relieved I was laughing instead of being angry. At that point, the whole thing just seemed like some kind of situation comedy, the Lucille Ball Show, or something!! And I don't have a single picture of any of this!!